Have milk with Tony and listen to his crazy father rant about the blank slate theory of child raising.

 

I know the average viewer of the Wuxi Tony Update series hates to sit around all date on his or her fat duff, not doing anything.  A WTU viewer has to be involved, committed, active, and doing something useful to advance his or her or its’ agenda of self-fulfillment.  And I know you appreciate the advice I give you when I tell you what to do when you watch an episode of WTU, the greatest Internet baby update series ever.  Now, I am not sure what you should do when you watch this episode.  You obviously should take notes as you listen to my wisdom.  But I will leave it to your imagination as to what you should do to enhance the enjoyment of this latest episode.  I will make some suggestions:  stand on your head, put on your trenchcoat and rubber boots, put you underwear on your head, save money by flipping your drawers, pour cola on your head, convince you yourself you are a chicken, eat soup, eat crackers, drink J.D. on the rocks, and/or sit in your chair.

 

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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