It the first anniversary of Patterson’s duvet replacement cover purchase. In trying to get reaction to this traumatic event, AKIC has found it hard to find anyone who is willing to talk about it . Many are perhaps scared. Many would just rather forget.
It is reported that the Pope and the head of the U.N. are in seclusion but not in seclusion together. In Canada, the speakers of the Senate and the House of Commons will not be allowed to dine together for security reasons.
There is a rumor going around that the Russians paid for Patterson’s Duvet cover purchase. In the Ukraine, the latest political crisis was said to have been caused by Vladimir Putin covertly helping to pay for a poor widow’s ugly curtains in a Kiev Apartment.